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Dec. 7th, 2005 07:29 am
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In November, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I recruited
stevendj as a new cultist (30 points). When the stars were right, I exposed
tiernaywest to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I rescued
particlemannyc from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-630 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
stevendj
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I see I got very few points for recruiting myself as a cultist. I won't try that scam again.